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Friday, September 01, 2006

The whispering stentor : The hobbit

Well friends......karwa seems to handle the trilogy quite adeptly. Let me focus on the very beginning, the missing links which will bridge fiction with reality.

Once upon a time a polynesian island was inhabited by troglodytes. Then on a ominous day a visionary from the capital of the Republic of Ingushetia, Russia set foot on the island. He blessed the aborigines to rise from their grotto to build better shelters for themselves. But they had a quarrel with him about the use of walls. During this fallout the protagonist was revealed to be the ancient king of Cyrene (276-250 BC). His deleterious influence was realized and he was marked as a pariah and banished from the island.

After several autumns passed placidly the natives were once again engrossed in celebrating the opulent harvest. The beach was basking golden in the setting sun, the zephyr was playing philanderer with the mood. Suddenly the festive weather came to a doldrum. The veritable yet unacceptable truth dawned on them, HE has returned. Every noise in the milieu subsied and then a husky homily commenced. The inhabitants yelled with trepidition, "MAGAAaaa......". Then the cloud of ignorance engulfed the island and swallowed it into oblivion.


HE has key to every entrance,
HIS whisper entrances you to insanity.
The whispering stentor's askance
Dissolves you and your verity.

2 Comments:

At 12:49 AM, Blogger Gyro Gearloose said...

abe saale sab ko pata hai tu gre ke liye mug raha hai... bahut words sikh liya :D

Nice imagery though :) and yes maga is surely the lord of keys or may be he can also be the famous keymaker of the matrix.

@katoch he'll never tell us what the keys are for.. we'll have to find that out by ourselves. Next week we'll have an important "keys churao operation" :D

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Acroyali said...

i don't knw how many hav noticed this, but the next time ur mistakenly in maga's class watch out for his captain spock ears... he's definitely an alien impersonating some human...

 

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